Fruit Puns

Fruits are the base of my food pyramid.

Eating dairy is just the PITS.

Proteins are just unbeLEAVEable

Vegetables have always been a bit SEEDY.

And Sweets have always put me into a JAM.

Fruits deserve a CROWN

for the BERRY good job they do.

And I think that's just PEACHY.

Actually, it should be on the pyramid twice

so then it could have a PEAR,
because after all,
it takes two to MANGO.

and should be in every smartphone,

because then it'd be an APPLE product.

I think that idea would be subLIME

Of exemplifying the GRAPENESS 

of this endeavor.

It make me MELONCHOLY

just thinking of a world without them.

I FIGure I would go BANANAS, 

and be grades would begin to SLIP 

in the school's CORE curriculum.

I think I would rather be PUNCHED,
and be beaten to a PULP

than miss their tangy PASSION,
that would be perfect on any DATE.

That's why I find them so APPEALING,

and need to eat a BUNCH of them.

Well, this idea is getting a little RIPE,

but it's going pretty SMOOTHIELY
and I´ll never take fruits for POMEGRANATE.

and if the police ever finds this blog post

I guess I'll be

a PERSIMMON of interest.

And with that final terrible pun, my post comes to a close.